Completely disjointed in a '6 degrees of separation' kind of way

The other day a certain 'Shire Boy' brought it to my attention that I hadn't updated my blog in about a week. My immediate mental reaction... "Sacre Bleu! Someone reads my blog?" So here you go Creep. It is my duty to keep my readers happy I guess, and since you are possibly my one and only reader, here is a totally disjointed blog entry just for you (unless there are other people who read it, in which case it is just for all of you). Feel special.

I've decided that motorbikes are sexy. I think I always knew this and that somewhere at the back of my brain this thought was tied onto the end of my thinking that American muscle cars are sexy. But today I have officially acknowledged my thought on the sexiness of motorbikes. On the drive back from my sisters place a red Yokohama pulled up beside me and I had a strange urge to reach out the window and touch the shininess. Yes, I'm weird, we established this fact a while back. Anyway, this 3 second event has led me to the conclusions that:
a. As mentioned earlier, motorbikes are sexy
b. Riding a motorbike increases the do-ableness of the rider by atleast 50% (I originally had 100% written there but then I imagined a fat sweaty hairy guy wearing a white v-neck with ketchup stains riding a motorbike and decided that he still wouldn't be do-able, hence the reduction to 50%).
c. I am going to learn how to ride a motorbike (please don't tell my parents).

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You know what else increases sexiness? Not being fat.
Did you know that a medium 6-nugget McValue Meal has over 3000 kilojoules

How many kJs are u stuffing in your fat mouth?

Once you start looking crap up, you wont stop. Or maybe this is just more evidence of my weirdness.

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Do you know who makes sexy music?...

... I had an urge to say "The Mighty Duck man himself" right there, but it wouldn't make any sense because firstly most people won't know what the hell I was talking about, and secondly I was actually talking but this dude, to whose Opera house concert my sis and I were unable to get tickets to.

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I 'heart' Sydney. Did you see what I did there?

Get your patriotism on Bitches!

And how does this last segment relate to sexiness? Well it's pretty damn obvious isn't it?

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